Cousin of Death Never Sounded so good...

i'm burnt out. like 'if i don't get a good night's rest very soon i'm a go effin crazy' burnt out. the night before my release (night before last) I stayed up (i had been napping all day in my jail cot and woke up at 9pm) all night until the following night (last night) where i only slept for 5 hrs from which i then drove me & my mama (Yup, Mama Storlie decided to come on this journey. Bonding experience! Sidebar: when my korean mother who speaks semi-bad broken english tells me she can't understand what Gucci Mane is sayin in his raps, somethings wrong) all the way to the A to see & play with mi mija. Oh yeah, and for the last 7 days prior to last, i had been sleeping in a fully lit jailhouse gymnasium (No windows, no darkness, bright ass gymnasium, 24hrs a day...7days. I'm not claiming FCC to be Riker's by any means but an entire week trying to sleep in a fully lit, and fully capacitated room = Slow Torture.) It's been a long (but wonderful, truly) ass day & My daughter's korean grandmother is now asleep, as well as my daughter's mother, and now i should be editing the new podcast episode i was claiming to drop yesterday BUT, i'm not going to. Instead, i'ma eat these 3 tacos my mama didn't kill off & pass the fuck out. Because.... (Click Here)

2morrow?

2 black guys arguing about random dumb shit = New podcast coming this weekend...

Children of Apollo

"..this is that jimmy neutron baby!"

still playin catchup.

Welcome Back

I'm home bitch!

In the shtoodio now with this guy. Workin on a new podcast now and contemplating chinese. Had some other stuff to do but i just got blowed with my homie Bobby. Gimme a sec to enjoy this. P.S. my facebook page is on fire like a rotten whore's urethra. Glad to be home :)

FREE TUBBY

See y'all in a week! I know it's gonna be tough without me.... ha. xoxo!

Deja Vu?

Emergency Room

Artwork for Dr.Dre's next Detox single "I Need A Doctor" (Feat. Eminem & Skylar Gray)

I've had this song for a month or so... Pretty dope, introspective track. I'm not going to post the song cuz them boys over there (interscope) are on their j.o.b and had that last Eminem leak ("Cocaine") i put up taken down. Fuckers. But yeah, expect this as the next Doc Dre track from his long awaited final album.

10:25

Just woke up, slept in a lil extra day to appreciate a real bed & some pillows. 8 hrs til i go in. Still alot of stuff to do, alot of stuff to eat (Taco Bell, Asiana (korean) & maybe some ice cream!!!). Ugh, last night i went to sleep after smoking a blunt and eating a drumstick ice cream cone and forgot to brush my teeth before passing out...gross. I hate it when i do that shit. Anyways yeah, alotta shit to do before going in, let's see how much gets done. Man, a week with no internet!?! Torture!

Message from Mark Zuckerman (of Facebook): i think the entire cyber world could use a James Storlie facebook break for a week.

10:22

it's 10:22. i'ma turn myself in around 5pm tomorrow (a warrant has already been issued for my arrest so i basically can turn myself in whenever i gatdamn want to). in the studio. I had a list of shit to do but i got stoned & got caught up in 50's viewing of Catfish (Crazy fuckin flick yo!) & now i just wanna grab some TB and start that shit over. I'm taking Ben & 50 to Asiana for 1 last korean meal before lockdown. When i get out, expect me at full club/creep mode. :) Ok, so what was i doing before this?

3 words

Watch this shit!

i walked into the studio as 50 & his lovely lady were watching this. Fuckin nuts. Yet very relative to my life in many ways. ha. Good film!

Mobster Shit

NEW Slim Tha Mobster feat. Xzibit "I Don't Believe You"

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Finally, a song from the new Shady/Aftermath/G-Unit artist (Yup, he's signed to all 3) & i gotta say, shit's pretty dope. I was wondering when he was gonna put out something. Oh yeah, produced by Nottz

Family Ties

i just heard the new mixtape by Hellrazor/Blade Gang Music/907hiphop.com & DMV's very own, DNA: Danja & A-Class, "Day of Reckon" and all i gotta say is it's gonna be a good year for us!!! The rest of you will hear it when it drops the end of February. Don't say we didn't warn ya!

Related: "Slow Down" DNA: Danja & A-Class

Related: "Let's Do It" DNA: Danja & A-Class (Produced by Tim Dawg)

Go DJ... That's My DJ!

NEW Clinton Sparks featuring Jim Jones, Bun B & Game "Favorite DJ (Green Lantern Remix)"

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is that Clinton Sparks tryin to sound like T.Pain slash Akon?? Hmmm... Dope verses tho.

Speaking of DJ's, my favorite DJ needs to wake his fat ass up so we can record this new chatroulette episode!

"2 shots AND 1..."

NEW Podcast: Tubby's Stupid Podcast (Episode 3)

Yup, already made another one. Go Here To Listen or you can DOWNLOAD Here.

Note: Episode 2 is the bonus podcast that came with Episode 1 (For the 3 people who may give a rats ass)

"i let my tape rock, til my tape popped!" (c) Biggie

I've been waiting for this!!!


Related...

Pork flavored greatness!

NEW Busta Rhymes "H.A.M (Remix)"

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Bus-a-bus lays down a verse on the pork flavored Luger track, proving why he is UN-arguably one of the illest MC's of ALL TIME. Tell me he's not, and i will refuse to talk to you about rap again and may possibly poke you in the eye with a stick.

Soul Food

Dope.

never gets old

NEW Video: "That Good" Snoop & Wiz Khalifa

Can someone say bestest video ever!?! Good weed song (most suck in my opinion) + low budget video + nothing but footage of weed & people smoking weed = Recipe for Awesomeness!

AAaaaand now my lips are wet. Pause.

Wise words from a decent man

"...i never next anybody." (c) Beau

I Think I'm Big Meech, Larry Galactus....

Galactus: Comic Book Villian Mafioso

this is in reference to last night's podcast. I was kinda outta the loop so i did some research.

Who the fuck is Galactus?

GRAND OPENING!

NEW Podcast! "TUBBY'S STUPID (UNTITLED) PODCAST"

DOWNLOAD MY NEW PODCAST HERE! (Running Time: 35min)

DOWNLOAD THE BONUS PODCAST (Running Time: 9min)

That's right kids, your prayers have been answered! We are now doing podcasts! You can expect more of these to come. Alot more!

www.907hiphop.com/TSP

Say It Again

NEW Promo for Cofey Houze Entertainment's "Cream Of The Crop Showcase"

S/o to my fam Starbuks & Mac Marvolous! Feb.11th @ The Wow Hall (Eugene, Oregon)

Eat While You Can

(Alaska Redd laying down vocals @ R-Tek Studios)

Productive day today. In case you are wondering, THIS is what we were working on.

Expect new shit very soon!!!!

Unrelated: Shorty Roc (of The Hellrazors) got a hit on the way. Just letting you all know now!

DipUnit

NEW Lloyd Banks feat. Jim Jones "Fly Like The Wind"

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Another G-Unit/Dipset collabo. This time, G-Unit's Boy Wonder gets a feature from Dipset's Oscar The Grouch. Dope Beat. It's definitely no Beamer, Benz or Bentley tho.

Crispy Creams!

Cofeyhouze Entertainment Presents... Cream of The Crop Showcase @ The Wow Hall, Eugene Oregon, February 11th.

if you are in the northwest area, i highly suggest you check out my good friend and partner in rhyme (Deadly Alliance, bitches!) Starbuks, along with my good friend and Hellrazor affiliate Mac Marvelous, as well as some of their local rapper buddies (I've seen the lil guy on the flier, Undrmind perform as well as Endr Won, both very dope artists and good stage performers) in Eugene, Oregon (One of my favorite cities on Earf!!!) for The Cream of The Crop artist showcase! Good local artists, door prizes and just good ol' independent hip hop fun. Gotta love that! Shout out to my brothers Starbuks & Mac Marvelous! Support Independent/Local Hip Hop! February 11th @ The WOW Hall in Eugene, Oregon. Tell em' The Tubbster sent ya!

sidebar: that logo really makes me wanna go to Coldstone. Seriously.

Closure

"Runaway Freestyle" (Unreleased artwork)

DOWNLOAD "RUNAWAY FREESTYLE" HERE

I made this months ago (prior to the release of Bullets, Blogs & Bongrips) but never released the track as an individual download because I was trying to be sensitive to the people involved with the situation the song stems from. Months later however, I stumbled upon the jpeg and decided, fuck it, the damage has been done, the smoke has finally settled, and frankly, i just don't give a shit anymore and besides, the artwork is dope. So, Here ya go! Also, if you haven't downloaded Bullets, Blogs & Bongrips, i highly suggest you do so HERE

"i'ma piece of shit, i'm sure you know it now."

Another Day At The Office

AKA Internet Cafe

"Step into my office... cuz your fuckin fired!" (There's Something About Mary)

"I'd probably be, lyrically, Talib Kweli" (c) Hova

NEW Talib Kweli "I'm On One" (Produced by Khrysis)

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I'm puttin this on record, quote me... this song, is officially the illest shit out right meow! On his best day, Talib will tear your favorite rapper to shreds! And Khrysis is kind of a big damn deal too (in my opinion). This will be on repeat for about 3 weeks! Off Gutter Rainbows

Confirmation!

Kinda knew it was gonna happen months ago but, It's official. Slaughterhouse is now on Shady. I don't really give a fuck about Yelawolf but that's cool too i guess. *shrug*

Yaowa!

Another One

NEW Slaughterhouse (& The Lox) "Put Some $ On It (Remix)"

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My current favorite rap group remixes the new song by one of my favorite rap groups of ALL TIME (Honorable Mentions: Outkast & Wu ofcourse)

i knew today was a gonna be a good day :)

Green Eggs And.....

NEW Jay-Z & Kanye "H.A.M" (Produced by Lex Luger)

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"It was all good just a week ago...."

I'm @ Border's Books (Seattle's Best Coffee) reunited with my Cold Brewed Marble Mocha and today is 1.11.11. Today's gonna be a G.O.O.D Day! Cheers!

sidenote

im still watching that news clip about them dweebs dressed as superheroes, haha! i really am contemplating taking me & Fif to Seattle with our cameras and try to find them and assault them. That would be youtube GOLD!

Oh Shit Son (The Return of Tubby's favorite rap group!)

NEW Slaughterhouse "Back On The Scene"

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Thank you baby jeebus!

"Heroes eventually die" (c) Outkast

Pheonix Jones the leader of The Rain City Superheroes, an eight member group that hit the streets of Seattle dressed up like big kids each night to help prevent crime. Police officers have already said while they appreciate these guys help they are concerned one of them is going to get really hurt, even though Pheonix wears his bullet proof vest... (Lifefiles)

Wow, i hope these fuckin goobers get murked by some young punk ass crips! Awesome costumes tho!

5 ones

New Jay-Z & Kanye "H.A.M" (First Single from "Watch The Throne") Produced by Lex Luger

Dropping 1.11.11

I'm so excited i could fuck the hole in my bedroom wall! This cover has me slightly aroused, i am not going to lie. :P

"It's the end of the world as we know it..." (c) R.E.M

The Vice Guide to Everything - MTV Shows

Ok, so i've heard about Lil B before (when he said he was going to fuck Kanye in the asshole several months back) but didn't really know anything else about him (I knew he was down with The Pack, another group i don't know about or give a shit about for that matter) but then i start seein his name pop up everywhere, still didn't really give a fuck about him, thought he was some bi-curious kid talkin crazy to generate attention, then i see Complex placed him in there Top 25 Most Anticipated Albums of 2011 list (And they place him surprisingly high, #13, above respected artists such as Nas, Ghostface, Raekwon, Kid Cudi, Lady Gaga, Saigon and others). ABSURD! And then today i see this video so i'm thinkin fuck it, i'm eatin a turkey sammich, not really doin shit, i'll give it a gander, and i gotta say, the dude is kiiiiinda (lemme repeat, KINDA) interesting, silly, doesn't take himself too seriously (i like that) and even though his music (i've only heard the snippets on the video) sounds like parodies, not even legitimate songs, i see alot of similarities between myself & him. I don't know much about this Based God (Based God makes me think of a guy in a cheap hotel heating up coke on a sheet of tin foil) & can honestly say i don't see myself bumpin his music, ever. But, he's definitely got my attention. Maybe not musically, but he's got it none the less, and so in that sense, i guess this jackass might actually know what he's doing... I blame the turkey sammich.

I can't believe i just posted a lengthy blog on a young wack rapper named Lil B. I think my mother is right, the world is really coming to an end.

blogging a picture of me...blogging. Ha!

been working on some new artwork for DNA: Danja & A-Class (more on that VERY soon!!!!!!) and made this lil doobie while taking a break.

www.907hiphop.com muthafucka! Don't you ever forget it! ;)

Lost Tapes

TDK Chronicles: Nas (Preview)

3 things: Jon Mannion (Photographer/Videographer MASTER) + Nas + Hip Hop.... Nothing else needs to be said. The full length mini movie by Nas & Jon Mannion drops Jan.19th.

Roll that shit, light that shit... etc.

NEW Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa "That Good"

Hmmm, wonder what the song concept could be??? DOWNLOAD

related: Speaking of getting stoned....


Note: Damn, i havent seen these old episodes in a minute...i was FAT as FUCK in 08 son! Yikes!!!!

Make Up Bag

NEW MUSIC: Kanye + Saigon + USDA + Snoop Dogg + Rick Ross + Drake + MJB + Diddy + Wayne

This should make up for my absence the last few days, dig in!

UPDATE: Gotta letter in my inbox basically saying someone complained that i was leaking music:

We have received a DMCA complaint for your blog, I Always Tell The Truth, Even When I Lie: Welcome 2 Tubby Blog. An e-mail with the details of the complaint was sent to you on Jan 5, 2011 , and we reset the post status to "Draft"; you can edit it here. You may republish the post with the offending content and/or link(s) removed. If you believe you have the rights to post this content, you can file a counter-claim with us. For more on our DMCA policy, please click here. Thank you for your prompt attention

Who complained, you may ask? I'm lookin in THIS GUY's direction. I heard his people are burning Bloggers at the stake! #FREEONSMASH

so, if you didn't get the songs before the powers that be shut this blog down, sorry. email me at BLADEGANG@GMAIL.COM and i'll email u the tracks (But only in exchange for nudie pix!)

"...and i can see YOU with my eyes closed!" (c) K.West

1st one

NEW XV feat. CyHi Da Prynce, Vado & Erin Christine "All For Me"

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XV (Who has been slowly getting my attention lately) puts out this new joint featuring my 2 favorite newbies. Produced by Omen & Audio BLK

Hope yall had a happy & fun New Year! From the lack of blogs since last week, it's safe to say I did ;) (Been sleeping all day recovering, more blogs 2morrow i swear!)