Baby Wipes (For those who GIVE A SHIT)

Ever heard of Veronica Moser? Probably not. She is to SCAT porn, what Rakim is to metaphor rap, what Michael Jordan is to Basketball... actually, that's not even a good example. She is to Scat porn what Vince McMahon is to professional wrestling. She's the originator, the creator, and the best to ever do it. She's a hero to me. And this interview will make YOU a believer as well (or just very nauseous.)

Seeing's how i poop alot and love to talk about it, it's only right i find this women and marry her. Besides, I've always had a thing for older women!

Totally unrelated: NEW Mobb Deep "Waterboarding" (Produced by Alchemist)

Dry your eye (Tubby's Back!)

50 Cent "Stop Crying"

Dope artwork. So apparently Curtis is dropping a 10 track project, celebrating the 10 year anniversary of his first mixtape "50 Cent Is The Future", called "The Big 10", this song being the 1st. It's pretty dope, however, i still think homie needs to walk away from the music and enjoy his fortune & his (ahem), movie career.

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Sidenote: So, i finally got my Mac cleaned & got a new external hard drive... Expect more blogs & music starting 2morrow. Sorry for the lack of entries, homies. I'm back baby, I'm back!

Friend Request

Lupe Fiasco drops a new tape today as well with "Friend Of The People" and yes, that's the artwork that was released with the music. #LazyMuthafuckas. Featuring that "Lightwork" track all my white female friends are currently in love with.

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Devil'd eggs are now officially all gone. Not okay.

So Far Gone

New video by The Weeknd for "The Knowing". Make sure to take some shrooms before you watch this. Lord knows he took some. Off the classic, "House of Balloons" tape that dropped earlier this year. OVOXO, bitches. Pop something.

More Turkey, More Slime.

New Vado mixtape "Slime Flu 2"

New shit by Cam's lil homie. "Boss of All Bosses 3" is on the way as well. Sliiiiiiiime!
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sidenote: do y'all feel like you're 8 months pregnant, as well? Oy. *eats another devil'd egg*

Be thankful asshole

Happy Thanksgiving Err'body! Make sure that sometime today (before or after you eat yourself into a coma) you sit back and appreciate what you have (and in some cases, what you don't have.) Cuz at the end of the day, that's what it's all about,right? Oh yeah, and be sure to tell a native american thank you, and apologize for the white man.

Eat lots, fuckfaces. xoxo

note: that's not my T-day dinner. That's my breakfast. Yeah, it's 1:10pm. I just woke up.

also: yes, i eat my pizza with a knife & fork. I don't like grease on my fingers. #OCD.

Maximum Capacity

been having issues with my computer (my hard drive is full). that and me being severely (and i mean SEVERELY) hungover all weekend is the reason for the lack of blogs. I'm not dead. I'm working on the cleaning up my hard drive now. Blogs are coming.

BRB

Keep Watching

Just the beginning... I can assure you of this. #WatchThePatron

Snow Day

Da Snowman drops a few new gems in prep for his 3rd motivational speech...

The new video to one of my favorite TM103 tracks that i've heard thus far. Featuring Clifford.

Bonus: .38 (Short Film)

In this one, Jeezy get his mini motion picture thing poppin with this 14min movie featuring songs off the new album, as well as some typical terrible rapper acting.

Related: NEW DOWNLOAD: "I Do" Jeezy feat. Jay-Z & Andre 3000 (Tagged)

blame it on the girlfriend

For those of you reppin #TeamJacob, I'd like to point out he's a hater and we shouldn't condone bitchassness. He's also apparently got a temper problem. And yall better pray Jacob never starts drinkin the fire water. I can almost guarantee you alcoholism runs in his family. Yikes. #TeamEdward

...don't act like you ain't going to see it, liar.

judge a book by it's cover

The cover art to 2 projects I'm pretty excited about...

M.O.P "Sparta" (Produced by The Snow Goons)

Common "The Dreamer The Believer" (Dec.)

Tuesday Afternoon Slow Jams

Drizzy's album dropped today. My car is started & warming up. I got brownies, got weed, bout to go grab a copy of the album and a mocha, then i'ma lock myself in my crib and have a 1 man listening session... Take Care.

Oh yeah, album review coming later.

take a shot for me.

Watch The Patron...

Read The Throne

Another sweet interview. This time GQ interviews my hero, my Santa Claus, Mr.H-O for their annual "Men of The Year" issue.

Good art doesn't always breed contemplative silence. Take Watch the Throne, on which two grandiose motherfuckers explore the theme of grandiose-motherfuckerdom from vastly different perspectives, stacking dubstep on top of opera on top of Otis Redding, triumphalism on top of sorrow on top of more triumphalism, striving for a sound as vast and strange as the world they've come to inhabit. It's glorious and obnoxious and pointedly self-aware, and it was more fun to argue about than any hip-hop record since, I don't know, Kanye West's 808s & Heartbreak or Jay-Z's widely jeered Kingdom Come.

Click here to read the interview in full.

WikiLeaks

Interesting interview with Aubrey over at Billboard.

Regarding album leaks:

"The night that it leaks is the night my album release is. Not Nov. 15. It's the night it leaks. That's when you start hearing feedback. That's how we gauge things now.

There's been a bit of an upswing in retail based on the fact that hackers are a bit more hesitant to leak things. I wouldn't even say hesitant -- like, they can't do it. Maybe they're being a bit more respectful. Whatever it is, I appreciate whoever's holding back, because it's making for great opportunities for artists to sell music.

The leaks that would hurt me would be the 30-day leaks. Those are devastating because we live in a generation where the attention span is so fickle, and it's so much about instant gratification . . . it's rare that any music -- it could be anybody's music -- it's just rare that [interest] lasts 30 days, period. People are so ready for the next post on a blog, or the next tweet from their favorite artist giving them a new song, that when full albums come out they don't last long as far as being the topic of conversation. "

Read the full interview here.

Related: "Hate Sleeping Alone" (Take Care bonus track) DOWNLOAD

Finalized

Common's latest, "The Dreamer The Believer" drops next month. No ID (producer) released this pic of the final mastered copy.

Sidenote: I read somewhere Nas & Common were gonna do a joint album. I'll believe when I see it but that would be dope! Way tighter than THIS poop sandwich on rye.

related: Blue Sky (video)

"Fool what you want? Your life or your jewels?"

New Mixtape: Statik Selektah "The History of M.O.P"

If you don't know who Mash Out Posse is or what kinda music they make, or the response they get from their fans, I'll put it like this... Ever seen a 2 yr old baby react to Yo Gabba Gabba? (my daughter goes fuckin ape shit when it comes on) now picture that same reaction from a bunch of hardcore street dudes with timberland boots and champion hoodies... that's what M.O.P is! Ante Up and download yourself some hardcore! M.O.P's new album "Sparta" is on the way as well (Perfect title for a bunch of cold blooded goons!!!)

Fiiiiiiyah!

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Voltron

Sorry, i haven't blogged lately. I'm in Anchorage. Puttin in work. ODC/BLADEGANG. "Watch The Patron" x "Toilet Paper" x "Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips 2" You'll see...

"I'll take care of you...."

For my iphone homies who don't have computers. I got you!

Download "Lookin At You"

Amen

New visual promo for Pusha's Fear Of God 2 which is available now.

Do i not take care of yall?

Drake "Take Care (Streaming Audio)" CLICK HERE OR IMAGE

I couldn't help myself. I mean, i AM a blogger right?

If you like it, cop that shit. Support your favorite artists.

Sidenote: the song with Rihanna is gonna sell a bajillion gajillion records kid, watch.

"F*ck Them, I'm Talkin to YOU!"

NEW Track! "Lookin At You" featuring Duck Mane of UNDB (Produced by 2 Deep)

My latest joint off the upcoming "Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips Vol.2" which I just started working on. This is the 1st of what will probably 10-15 tracks (including original tracks like this, along with freestyles). S/o to the homie Duck Mane who wrote & recorded his verse fast as fuck! He wasn't even scheduled to be on this song, he was just in the studio while I was recording and before I was finished he had a verse for me, so salute to him! Expect to hear more from him BBB2! S/o 2 the rest of UNDB as well (Waddup Scoe!) - Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips 2 is on the way! I know, i put in work, you ain't gotta tell me.... ;) BLADE GANG!

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This whole city... on my f*cking blog!

Tubby performs "BMF" at The Blue Loon - #PATRONBOYZ from Tubby Blog on Vimeo.

More footage on the way. S/o to Chris Dailey @ Grizzly Media for filming & the wonderful homie Kristen for bein a good sport (and not killing me for posting this!)

Related: Download my version of "BMF" here.

Got Milk?

That pic has nothing to do with the following new BANGERS i've decided to share. I bet she wouldn't share that chips ahoy cookie tho...

NEW Vado "You Could Lose Your Life" (DOWNLOAD)

NEW Roc Marciano "Emeralds" (DOWNLOAD)

NEW Birdman & Bun-B "Money & The Power" (DOWNLOAD)

NEW Yelawolf feat. T.I & Slaughterhouse "Hard White Remix" (DOWNLOAD)

I got a new video for yall too... Uploading now. BRB.

I can't stop

1st joint from "Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips 2" (and yes, it's an original. Produced by 2 Deep)

11-7-11

Slow day (nap time)

When nothing's going on in the hip hop world (does anyone really wanna talk about 2 Chainz new mixtape over here?), we resort to plan b: videos of fucked up animals.

Meow.