Saturday, December 31, 2011

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Winners & Losers (2011 Tubby Blog Rap Awards)

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... A good year for R&B (Aubrey, The Weeknd, Frank Ocean) a somewhat bad year for (fat) rappers (Heavy D, Rick Ross, Erick Sermon) as well as funny comedians (Patrice O'Neal). Someone else besides Patrice & Heavy D died too right? Oh yeah, Waka Flocka's buddy, MC Dunkin Donuts or whatever (did he really get merked over some fuckin Jolly Ranchers, yo!?!)

Buuuuut, even with some tragedies & setbacks in 2011, the show continued to go on (as it always does and always will) and what's a show without the theme music? Music is the soundtrack to our lives and in 2011, this is what/who I was playing, and who/what I was hating. We're all entitled to an opinion, luckily, over here, mine's the only one that matters! Let's begin...

Favorite songs of the year
3. I'm On One - DJ Khaled feat. Drake, Rick Ross & Lil Wayne
4. Novacane/Love Crimes - Frank Ocean
(honorable mentions: "Time Machine" Big K.R.I.T, "High For This" The Weeknd, "She Dont Want A Man" Curren$y, "Fast Lane" Bad Meets Evil, "Lightwork" Lupe Fiasco)

2011 Favorite Artists
1. Drake
2. Jay-Z/Kanye (tie)
5. Rick Ross
(Honorable Mentions: Big K.R.I.T, J.Cole, Curren$y, The Game, Young Jeezy)

Favorite New Artists
1. The Weeknd
2. Frank Ocean
5. Kendrick Lamar
(Honorable Mentions: Meek Mill, Das Racist, Smoke DZA, Action Bronson, Rheteric Ramirez)

Favorite Albums/Mixtapes
1. Watch The Throne - Jay-Z/Kanye
4. Take Care - Drake

Favorite Local Songs (Not all local rap song sucks balls, there are a few worth a listen or two...)
4. Sexy Delicious - Marsh B.

2011 Favorite Local Artists (myself excluded, of course)
(*this is a list compiled of local artists who put in/put out work in 2011, not my overall favorites. I don't wanna hear no cryin, local rapper that's not doin shit....)

Worst Artists (Artists who I pray don't survive the following year)
5. Y.G

Worst songs (Joints that made me wanna purge, commit crime/and or suicide.)
1. Tony Montana - Future
2. Lotus Flower Bomb - Wale
3. The Motto - Drake featuring Lil Wayne and/or Tyga
4. Rack City - Tyga
5. Anything by LMFAO

Most Disappointing Albums
5. Hell: The Sequel - Bad Meets Evil (i'm not sayin it sucked, i'm just sayin, that after waiting over a decade, i was kinda let down. That's all i'm sayin.)

Best Instrumentals of 2011
1. N***as In Paris - Jay-Z & Kanye (produced by Hit Boy)

So, that's my list, hate it or love it, faggots. Hopefully 2012 will bring even more awesome (and less retarded skinny pant homo thug "swag" "based") music for us to listen to, dissect and debate about. Oh yeah, and rest in peace to the realest poet of our generation, dat n***a, Andy Rooney!

Tubby, out!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Still T.I.P


The 2nd trailer to T.I's upcoming mixtape "Fuck Da City Up" which according to this video, features production by The Doctor! Oh boy!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Chimney Smoke

"Christmas In The Trap" Smoke DZA (video)

Last night, Smoke DZA (my favorite "weed rapper" currently) dropped his latest "Sweet Baby Kushed God" and this was one of the highlight joints from the project, which I suggest y'all download. Ho Ho Ho, mufuckas!

"It's Dec.25th, goodmorning, Merry Christmas..."

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Merry Christmas everybody from yours truly & 907hiphop.com!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Stocking Stuffer (Santa loves milk, cookies and fat bitches)

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Finally, the latest episode of Tubby's Stoopid Podcast is up for download! With special guests, my childhood friend Dre Dre & LB from Heavy Chevy Ent. 57 minutes of random blahzay blah with some music, comedic relief and small town gossip sprinkled in between. Enjoy.



also, do remember, tomorrow I'll be releasing a new track for Christmas (as i did last year). Enjoy your Christmas Eve lil fucklings, Santa's coming (hopefully)!

Friday, December 23, 2011

what's a goon to a.... ?

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player

I really like this Tyler kid. haha!

Leftover Ambitionz


Some unreleashed footage from Jizzle's "Hustler'z Ambition" documentary that accompanied TM103 which dropped on Tuesday.

"All the dope boys go craaaazy!"

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Hat Trick

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The Weeknd "Echoes Of Silence" (mixtape)

The Drake to Drake's Wayne (did that make any sense?) and my favorite new artist of 2011 (2011 Tubby Blog Awards on the way!) releases his third album/mixtape in a year (homie put in work in 2011, with House of Balloons in March and Thursday back August.)


Hey Frank Ocean, you need to speed up the production, buddy!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

You Only Live Once

the video to the worst song on "Take Care" featuring Mac Dre's mama. Shot in the Bay.

by the way, who's Mac Dre?

...that was a joke. Seriously tho.

Milk, Cookies, and Concussions... (4 days til Xmas!)

Sorry I've been M.I.A for a few days... been dealing with a concussion from an asswhoopin I took in the mean streets of Anchorage, the other night.

However, a bunch of disgruntled hispanics (or natives, i can't really remember, i was hammered) can't stop me from making new music tho...

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Christmas morning, add 1 more gift to your stocking stuffers from yours truly!


Friday, December 16, 2011

Free Samples!

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NEW Skitzo Scoe "Str8 Jacket: The Album Sampler" (Presented by Out Da Cutt Ent. & 907hiphop.com)

No, this is NOT Skitzo Scoe's album "Str8 Jacket Vol.1", this is a 6 track EP containing 5 songs that will BE on Str8 Jacket Vol.1 (plus a bonus track) for those who are anxiously awaiting the homie's full length project. Over the last year, Scoe's been working on several projects (including UNDB's "Residue Vol.1" which is close to completion, i hear.) and most of these tracks have been released online however, not available for download. So, for those who are fans of Scoe/ODC/907hiphop, we have packaged up 6 tracks along with some cool artwork to hold yall over until the full length drops (which we are planning for a Feb/March release). The album sampler contains Scoe's latest recordings, "Gasoline" & "Blowin Up", along with older favorites "L.O.V.E" & "Detour" (featuring yours truly).

Make sure to check out "Str8 Jacket: The Album Sampler" and stay tuned for the full length album along with UNDB's (Scoe, Nutcase, Duck Mane, Wookie & Bay Dilla) "Residue Vol.1" in the next couple months. There's also talks of a Skitzo Scoe/Tubby project in 2012, but until then, check out this EP and if you like it, let Skitzo Scoe know! #ODCbladeGang

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Supreme Nardwuar


My favorite hip hop interviewer meets 1 of my favorite MC's of all time. If you don't know who Nardwuar is, u better get on it, kid!

"Do u still eat instant Ramen with Louis Rich luncheon meat?"

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Watch this....


"WATCH THE PATRON" is the NEW online TV series, documenting the life of Tubby, The Patron BoyZ/Blade Gang & the Alaskan nightlife/social scene in general. Created by James Storlie (me) & Lamar Beckley (LB of PatronBoyZ/HCE).

The new series begins January 2012.

Keep Watching!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

YMCMB signs a registered sex offender....

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NEW Mystikal featuring Birdman & Lil Wayne "Original"

Mystikal's back and now with Cash Money and this is the 1st song from this new partnership. I went No Limit crazy on twitter today (i get sidetracked easily) after getting this song. R.I.P to Big Ed The Assassin, ha.


Question: i wonder if Mystikal is a registered sex offender now. Hmmm.
Update/Answer: Yup, he surrrre is.

i get bored easily. (good morning!)

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Taste Test

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This Friday 907hiphop.com along with Out Da Cutt Entertainment will be releasing a 6 track album sampler for Skitzo Scoe's upcoming "Straight Jacket Vol.1" project. The zip file with feature myself along with Chris Brown & Prince Paul. The file will also contain exclusive artwork as well. "Straight Jacket: The Album Sampler" will drop this Friday via 907hiphop.com! S/o 2 Skitzo!

Windy City



Episode 2 of VOYR's Watch The Throne behind the scene webisode series. This episode Kanye & Jiggaman go to Chicago and check out Ye's childhood home.

Monday, December 12, 2011

black rappers love white whore monkeys

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Ke$ha (aka White Trash Slut Monkey) featuring Wiz Khalifa, Lil Wayne, T.I & Andre 3000 "Sleazy (remix)"

The only reason why I'm posting this is for hip hop archival purposes. I hate this piece of shit alcoholic whore monkey but there's too many notable artists for me not to. Yeah I downloaded, yeah I peeped it once or twice, yeah, I don't think it's that bad, and yeah, I still consider her one of the worst pop artists out right now and hope to hear about her on TMZ one day dead from an overdose of cocaine and black penis. Still pretty disappointed in Andre for being apart of this.... Fuckin white devil.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Nice Coat

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Skitzo's coming.

"Str8 Jacket Vol.1" on the way.


and FYI: that is NOT the album artwork.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Dime droppin

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New 50 Cent mixtape "The Big 10"

Curtis is back with another viral CD featuring Yayo, that Kidd Kidd dude who has to shit thru a poop bag, and some new bitch named Paris (hi Olivia!). Featuring production by Jake One, DJ Khalil, and Jahlil. I haven't heard the tape yet, but I'm actually hearing it's pretty good. We'll see. I'll give a gander, later.


Sidenote: s/o 2 my homies Jeff & Josh Bailey. Local Fairbanks MMA fighters and fellow PatronBoyZ. They both got fights tonight in front of the hometown! Should be exciting, i'll post pix 2morrow.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Da Ruler is Back!

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Oh Shit son!!! The Ruler is back!!!
NEW Slick Rick "Need Some Bad" (Produced by DJ Premier)

Holy fuck, one of my favorite (easily my top 20 of all time) rappers is back! MC Ricky D is back with the help of DJ Premier! Off the soundtrack to "The Sitter" starring Jonah Hill

After all these years, he's still got it! :)

Boom!

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NEW Skitzo Scoe "Blowin Up"

New shit from my 907hiphop.com partner and ODC representative, Skitzo Scoe. Off his upcoming mixtape "Straight Jacket Vol.1" which we are currently wrapping up! Take a listen & if you dig it, download it! Support my guy, support 907hiphop & Blade Gang!


And it just keeps snowing...

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NEW Young Jeezy "Just Like That (This Is What I Do)"

Another Jeezy joint off TM103, which drops on the 20th. Produced by Drumma Boy.

Can't even front, homie's on his job. I was THISSSSS close to countin him out. Touche' Jizzle, touche'.

Bow 2 The Wow

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NEW Snoop Dogg "You & You"

Someone pissed off the Doggfather. Don't know when this was recorded & who it's intended for but it's nice to see Snoop rappin some gangsta shit. I was starting to worry for a lil bit.

In other hip hop news, ain't much going on lately (nothing blog worthy at least) but since we're all here right now, i got a couple thangs for ya:


I'm currently writing up my "Year In Review (Best & Worst)" blog. Should be up in a week or so. For those who give a shit. *shrug*

Friday, December 2, 2011

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow....


Here's the 2nd trailer to Jeezy's upcoming "Documentary" thingy, "A Hustler'z Ambition" which will accompany the deluxe version of TM103 which drops on 12/20. Word is the documentary which is narrated by Samuel J. Jackson is actually pretty good and speaks about Jeezy's upbringing along with his beef with Gucci, him losing his voice during his "Boyz N Da Hood" days and his struggle with Bell's Palsy. Interesting...

related: Trailer #1


Thursday, December 1, 2011

Brooklyn Style baby, Brooklyn Style... Uggggh!

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Joey, Jeezy & Drizzy

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NEW Joe Budden feat. Emanny "She Don't Love Me"

New Jumpoff featuring his favorite hook man... Don't know what this is gonna be on (if anything).

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NEW Young Jeezy feat. Freddie Gibbs & Eminem "Talk To Me"

Off Jizzle's upcoming TM103, featuring his new partner in rhyme and a hook from Mr.Mathers. Produced by Drumma Boy.

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Drake (featuring OG Ron C) "Take Care (Chopped & Screwed) aka Chop Care"

Swisha House's DJ, OG Ron C puts out his "Chopped & Screwed" version of Drizzy's new album, for those of you that are into that sort of thing...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Baby Wipes (For those who GIVE A SHIT)


Ever heard of Veronica Moser? Probably not. She is to SCAT porn, what Rakim is to metaphor rap, what Michael Jordan is to Basketball... actually, that's not even a good example. She is to Scat porn what Vince McMahon is to professional wrestling. She's the originator, the creator, and the best to ever do it. She's a hero to me. And this interview will make YOU a believer as well (or just very nauseous.)

Seeing's how i poop alot and love to talk about it, it's only right i find this women and marry her. Besides, I've always had a thing for older women!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Dry your eye (Tubby's Back!)

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50 Cent "Stop Crying"

Dope artwork. So apparently Curtis is dropping a 10 track project, celebrating the 10 year anniversary of his first mixtape "50 Cent Is The Future", called "The Big 10", this song being the 1st. It's pretty dope, however, i still think homie needs to walk away from the music and enjoy his fortune & his (ahem), movie career.


Sidenote: So, i finally got my Mac cleaned & got a new external hard drive... Expect more blogs & music starting 2morrow. Sorry for the lack of entries, homies. I'm back baby, I'm back!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Friend Request

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Lupe Fiasco drops a new tape today as well with "Friend Of The People" and yes, that's the artwork that was released with the music. #LazyMuthafuckas. Featuring that "Lightwork" track all my white female friends are currently in love with.

DOWNLOAD

Devil'd eggs are now officially all gone. Not okay.

So Far Gone



New video by The Weeknd for "The Knowing". Make sure to take some shrooms before you watch this. Lord knows he took some. Off the classic, "House of Balloons" tape that dropped earlier this year. OVOXO, bitches. Pop something.

More Turkey, More Slime.

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New Vado mixtape "Slime Flu 2"

New shit by Cam's lil homie. "Boss of All Bosses 3" is on the way as well. Sliiiiiiiime!
DOWNLOAD

sidenote: do y'all feel like you're 8 months pregnant, as well? Oy. *eats another devil'd egg*

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Be thankful asshole

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Happy Thanksgiving Err'body! Make sure that sometime today (before or after you eat yourself into a coma) you sit back and appreciate what you have (and in some cases, what you don't have.) Cuz at the end of the day, that's what it's all about,right? Oh yeah, and be sure to tell a native american thank you, and apologize for the white man.

Eat lots, fuckfaces. xoxo

note: that's not my T-day dinner. That's my breakfast. Yeah, it's 1:10pm. I just woke up.

also: yes, i eat my pizza with a knife & fork. I don't like grease on my fingers. #OCD.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Maximum Capacity

been having issues with my computer (my hard drive is full). that and me being severely (and i mean SEVERELY) hungover all weekend is the reason for the lack of blogs. I'm not dead. I'm working on the cleaning up my hard drive now. Blogs are coming.

BRB

Friday, November 18, 2011

Keep Watching


Just the beginning... I can assure you of this. #WatchThePatron

Snow Day

Da Snowman drops a few new gems in prep for his 3rd motivational speech...
The new video to one of my favorite TM103 tracks that i've heard thus far. Featuring Clifford.

Bonus: .38 (Short Film)
In this one, Jeezy get his mini motion picture thing poppin with this 14min movie featuring songs off the new album, as well as some typical terrible rapper acting.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

blame it on the girlfriend

For those of you reppin #TeamJacob, I'd like to point out he's a hater and we shouldn't condone bitchassness. He's also apparently got a temper problem. And yall better pray Jacob never starts drinkin the fire water. I can almost guarantee you alcoholism runs in his family. Yikes. #TeamEdward

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...don't act like you ain't going to see it, liar.


Tuesday, November 15, 2011

judge a book by it's cover

The cover art to 2 projects I'm pretty excited about...
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M.O.P "Sparta" (Produced by The Snow Goons)

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Common "The Dreamer The Believer" (Dec.)

Tuesday Afternoon Slow Jams


Drizzy's album dropped today. My car is started & warming up. I got brownies, got weed, bout to go grab a copy of the album and a mocha, then i'ma lock myself in my crib and have a 1 man listening session... Take Care.

Oh yeah, album review coming later.

Monday, November 14, 2011

take a shot for me.

Watch The Patron...

Read The Throne

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Another sweet interview. This time GQ interviews my hero, my Santa Claus, Mr.H-O for their annual "Men of The Year" issue.

Good art doesn't always breed contemplative silence. Take Watch the Throne, on which two grandiose motherfuckers explore the theme of grandiose-motherfuckerdom from vastly different perspectives, stacking dubstep on top of opera on top of Otis Redding, triumphalism on top of sorrow on top of more triumphalism, striving for a sound as vast and strange as the world they've come to inhabit. It's glorious and obnoxious and pointedly self-aware, and it was more fun to argue about than any hip-hop record since, I don't know, Kanye West's 808s & Heartbreak or Jay-Z's widely jeered Kingdom Come.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

WikiLeaks

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Interesting interview with Aubrey over at Billboard.

Regarding album leaks:
"The night that it leaks is the night my album release is. Not Nov. 15. It's the night it leaks. That's when you start hearing feedback. That's how we gauge things now.

There's been a bit of an upswing in retail based on the fact that hackers are a bit more hesitant to leak things. I wouldn't even say hesitant -- like, they can't do it. Maybe they're being a bit more respectful. Whatever it is, I appreciate whoever's holding back, because it's making for great opportunities for artists to sell music.

The leaks that would hurt me would be the 30-day leaks. Those are devastating because we live in a generation where the attention span is so fickle, and it's so much about instant gratification . . . it's rare that any music -- it could be anybody's music -- it's just rare that [interest] lasts 30 days, period. People are so ready for the next post on a blog, or the next tweet from their favorite artist giving them a new song, that when full albums come out they don't last long as far as being the topic of conversation. "


Finalized

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Common's latest, "The Dreamer The Believer" drops next month. No ID (producer) released this pic of the final mastered copy.

Sidenote: I read somewhere Nas & Common were gonna do a joint album. I'll believe when I see it but that would be dope! Way tighter than THIS poop sandwich on rye.

related: Blue Sky (video)

"Fool what you want? Your life or your jewels?"

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New Mixtape: Statik Selektah "The History of M.O.P"

If you don't know who Mash Out Posse is or what kinda music they make, or the response they get from their fans, I'll put it like this... Ever seen a 2 yr old baby react to Yo Gabba Gabba? (my daughter goes fuckin ape shit when it comes on) now picture that same reaction from a bunch of hardcore street dudes with timberland boots and champion hoodies... that's what M.O.P is! Ante Up and download yourself some hardcore! M.O.P's new album "Sparta" is on the way as well (Perfect title for a bunch of cold blooded goons!!!)


Saturday, November 12, 2011

Voltron

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Sorry, i haven't blogged lately. I'm in Anchorage. Puttin in work. ODC/BLADEGANG. "Watch The Patron" x "Toilet Paper" x "Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips 2" You'll see...

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

"I'll take care of you...."


For my iphone homies who don't have computers. I got you!

Amen


New visual promo for Pusha's Fear Of God 2 which is available now.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Do i not take care of yall?

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I couldn't help myself. I mean, i AM a blogger right?

If you like it, cop that shit. Support your favorite artists.

Sidenote: the song with Rihanna is gonna sell a bajillion gajillion records kid, watch.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

"F*ck Them, I'm Talkin to YOU!"

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NEW Track! "Lookin At You" featuring Duck Mane of UNDB (Produced by 2 Deep)

My latest joint off the upcoming "Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips Vol.2" which I just started working on. This is the 1st of what will probably 10-15 tracks (including original tracks like this, along with freestyles). S/o to the homie Duck Mane who wrote & recorded his verse fast as fuck! He wasn't even scheduled to be on this song, he was just in the studio while I was recording and before I was finished he had a verse for me, so salute to him! Expect to hear more from him BBB2! S/o 2 the rest of UNDB as well (Waddup Scoe!) - Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips 2 is on the way! I know, i put in work, you ain't gotta tell me.... ;) BLADE GANG!

Friday, November 4, 2011

This whole city... on my f*cking blog!

Tubby performs "BMF" at The Blue Loon - #PATRONBOYZ from Tubby Blog on Vimeo.


More footage on the way. S/o to Chris Dailey @ Grizzly Media for filming & the wonderful homie Kristen for bein a good sport (and not killing me for posting this!)

Got Milk?

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That pic has nothing to do with the following new BANGERS i've decided to share. I bet she wouldn't share that chips ahoy cookie tho...


I got a new video for yall too... Uploading now. BRB.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

I can't stop

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1st joint from "Bullets, Blogs & Bong Rips 2" (and yes, it's an original. Produced by 2 Deep)

11-7-11

Slow day (nap time)


When nothing's going on in the hip hop world (does anyone really wanna talk about 2 Chainz new mixtape over here?), we resort to plan b: videos of fucked up animals.

Meow.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Hey Mr.Rager


I heard about this awhile ago....

Cudi + Cage + Shia LeBeouf

10 minutes of bloody violent awesome-ness!

Throw It In The Bag...

Fuck Candy, today I'm giving out a few promising mixtapes that just dropped today... I haven't listened to these babies yet, but I plan to after I mug a few kids for their trick or treat bags (Need to let these young fucks know early on, life ain't sweet!)

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Next we got the new mixtape from Dipset Capo, Jim Jones (aka The Dirt Angel, ha) titled "Vampire Life", appropriate mixtape for this cold October day, yeah? (DOWNLOAD HERE)

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And last but not least, the mixtape I'm personally most excited about today, the new tape from Freddie Gibbs courtesy of CTE (Hi, Jeezy!) & LRG. I'll be listening to this one first! "Cold Day In Hell" (DOWNLOAD HERE)

Note: if you are over the age of 10 and you see a tattoo'd asian guy dressed in drag 2nite, you better grip your candy bag tight lil n***a, cuz i'm taking that shit! Word up!