Sunday, November 22, 2015

I could really eat 10 whole chickens, right now.

Freddie Gibbs "Shadow Of A Doubt" Review

I was bored, listening to the new album by one of my favorite trap rappuhs, Freddie "Gangsta Gibbs, hoe!" and I figured, fuck it, I haven't wrote up an album review in awhile... So, here you go. Enjoy.

"Review"
Dope first track to start off Freddie's 3rd album. The dark production definitely fits the artwork & overall feel of the LP.

"Narcos"
"Dope game hard, rap game, rap game, easier than a muthafucka." - this one's definitely a highlight track. Gibbs is one of the few rappers out there, who actually sounds authentic, and if you know anything about Fred, you know he's definitely not for the fake shit.

"Careless"

Freddie G switches up his flow for this more "lady friendly" joint (much smoother melody than his usual work, but it works.) Gibbs double time flow is better than most. If you listen carefully, you can almost hear a lil Z-Ro in there, which is perfectly fine with me.

"Fuckin Up The Count"
"Teacher told me to go get a job, I told her, where the scale at?" Gibbs spittin the dope boy shit, that I love him for, and as usual, it goes down smoothly. Love the calm production on this one (I didn't read the production credits cuz I didn't want it swaying my opinion during the review).

"Extradite" (feat. Black Thought)

True rap fans know it's always a treat when Black Thought blesses a track with a feature, and once again, Black brings primo bars over a Bob James "Nautilus" sample which is 1000 flame emojis!

"McDuck" (feat. Dana Williams)
6 songs in and the album is solid, thus far… This one features beautiful vocals from Dana Williams, whose voice sounds like vintage Erykah.  The outro with Snoop is a nice added touch as well.

"Mexico" (Feat. Tory Lanez)
This one features Toronto rapper/singer Tory Lanez & though Freddie's cartel flow doesn't disappoint, I'm not a super fan of Tory's hook. Decent track, nonetheless.

"Packages" (Feat. ManMan Savage)
Not really feelin this one… I blame the Migos. Ha!

"10 Times" (Feat. Gucci Mane & E-40)
Initially, I didn't think I was gonna like this one, just based off the features, but I'm feelin it. Gucci surprisingly didn't make me wanna throw up. Dope production on this one. Very bay area. 40 Water was perfect for this one.

"Lately"
"Freddie Kane, Freddie Corleone… Tony Montana, dopeman shit." - Yassss. This one just may be my favorite track, so far. Hard verses, smooth hook. I'm happy :)

"Basketball Wives"
Another one for zee bishes. Gibbs with the auto tune kinda sounds like my boy, Raw Beatzz, haha. Gibbs lightens it up on this one, and I ain't mad at him.

"Forever & A Day"
Okay… This one's my favorite. Haha!

"Insecurities"
Gibbs shows maturity, while keeping it gangsta as usual. "I was ready for whatever, man… I remember I was selling things… I let it go… I let it go…"

"Freddie Gordy"
Excellent production on this one. "I hope my daughter never lives this type of lifestyle…" Freddie gets deep on this one, talking about not only the strife that comes with dealing drugs, but the shame of his own battles with addiction. Definitely one of the album highlight tracks, here.

"Cold Ass N***a"
Good track… Could've been left off the album, though. Mixtape material, in my opinion.

"My Boy"
Same could be said for this one. "Bonus" track usually means the song was recorded separately from the rest of the album (not around the same time) and it's evident with this one.

"10 Chickens"
Another "Bonus" track, however, this one I like. Dope production and Frederick's cadence matches it perfectly. Sidenote: I've been dieting for a week or so, and now all I can think about is a 10 piece chicken mcnuggets. Fuck, I'm hungry.

Overall review: Great album. I expect nothing less from Gary, Indiana's own. MJ would be proud, ha. I give this one 8 out of 10 chickens.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Sweet Home Alabama

If you didn't know where I was... where would you guess I'd be, from this promo vid I whipped up, high in the garage. If I had to take a stab at it... I'da said Alabama. Ha. Crickets = Alabama. Makes sense to me. *Jada laugh*

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Cima De Cinco!


Since this week has been all about Top 5 Dead or Alive's, and I got time to kill before UFC 193, I figured, fuck it... Here's some gotdamn lists for ya. Enjoy.

Top 5 Restaurants in Alaska:
5. Turtle Club (Fox)
4. St.Elias Brewing Co. (Soldotna)
3. Glacier Brewhouse (Los Anchorage)
2. Ginger (Los Anchorage)
1. Lavelle's (Fairbanks)

Top 5 Places to rub one out:
5. Shower
4. On a friend's couch
3. In various shopping mall bathrooms
2. Airports
1. In a platonic female friend's bedroom (preferably with 1 of their bras)

Top 5 marijuana strains:
5. Violator Kush
4. OG Kush
3. Grape God
2. Lemon Haze
1. Blue Dream

Top 5 ways to smoke that marijuana:
5. Knife Hits
4. Gravity Bong
3. Regular Bong
2. Raw joint cones
1. Being shotgunned by a naked chick you just met & probably will never see again.

Top 5 ways to die:
5. In your sleep, peacefully
4. While getting banged by a Costa Rican prostitute, while on vacation
3. In a shoot out with crooked white cops (preferably in downtown Anchorage, outside the Pio.)
2. overdosing on some killer blow WHILE getting banged by a Costa Rican prostitute, while on vacation.
1. Stabbed by your wife for writing about banging Costa Rican prostitutes

Top 5 places to snort cocaine (all of which I've done):
5. At The Westmark Hotel, while watching your black rapper buddies run a train on a drunk thot
4. In the Midnight Mine bathroom
3. Lavelle's bathroom
2. At the studio with groupies
1. in the back of a car outside of The Boatel during Solstice Weekend

Top 5 people I'd like to see in a sex tape:
5. Donald Trump (I just wanna see what his hair does in the heat of battle)
4. Betty White (i'm into older women *Kanye Shrug*)
3. Ronda Rousey vs. Miesha Tate (don't act like you don't notice the sexual tension there)
2. The dude from The Hawk Shop
1. Jared from Subway (featuring several bloods, in a jail cell)

Top 5 things to do when bored:
5. Stalk bitches on social media
4. pull out old nudies from ex-girlfriends, add funny shit to them with photoshop, then send them to back to said ex-girlfriends, years later.
3. watch BMoney argue with people on Twitter
2. Wii Bowling
1. Write lists. :)