Since this week has been all about Top 5 Dead or Alive's, and I got time to kill before UFC 193, I figured, fuck it... Here's some gotdamn lists for ya. Enjoy.
Top 5 Restaurants in Alaska:
5. Turtle Club (Fox)
4. St.Elias Brewing Co. (Soldotna)
3. Glacier Brewhouse (Los Anchorage)
2. Ginger (Los Anchorage)
5. Turtle Club (Fox)
4. St.Elias Brewing Co. (Soldotna)
3. Glacier Brewhouse (Los Anchorage)
2. Ginger (Los Anchorage)
1. Lavelle's (Fairbanks)
Top 5 Places to rub one out:
5. Shower
4. On a friend's couch
3. In various shopping mall bathrooms
2. Airports
1. In a platonic female friend's bedroom (preferably with 1 of their bras)
Top 5 marijuana strains:
Top 5 Places to rub one out:
5. Shower
4. On a friend's couch
3. In various shopping mall bathrooms
2. Airports
1. In a platonic female friend's bedroom (preferably with 1 of their bras)
Top 5 marijuana strains:
5. Violator Kush
4. OG Kush
3. Grape God
2. Lemon Haze
1. Blue Dream
Top 5 ways to smoke that marijuana:
4. OG Kush
3. Grape God
2. Lemon Haze
1. Blue Dream
Top 5 ways to smoke that marijuana:
5. Knife Hits
4. Gravity Bong
3. Regular Bong
2. Raw joint cones
1. Being shotgunned by a naked chick you just met & probably will never see again.
Top 5 ways to die:
5. In your sleep, peacefully
4. While getting banged by a Costa Rican prostitute, while on vacation
3. In a shoot out with crooked white cops (preferably in downtown Anchorage, outside the Pio.)
2. overdosing on some killer blow WHILE getting banged by a Costa Rican prostitute, while on vacation.
1. Stabbed by your wife for writing about banging Costa Rican prostitutes
Top 5 places to snort cocaine (all of which I've done):
5. At The Westmark Hotel, while watching your black rapper buddies run a train on a drunk thot
4. In the Midnight Mine bathroom
3. Lavelle's bathroom
2. At the studio with groupies
1. in the back of a car outside of The Boatel during Solstice Weekend
Top 5 people I'd like to see in a sex tape:
5. Donald Trump (I just wanna see what his hair does in the heat of battle)
4. Betty White (i'm into older women *Kanye Shrug*)
3. Ronda Rousey vs. Miesha Tate (don't act like you don't notice the sexual tension there)
2. The dude from The Hawk Shop
1. Jared from Subway (featuring several bloods, in a jail cell)
Top 5 things to do when bored:
5. Stalk bitches on social media
4. pull out old nudies from ex-girlfriends, add funny shit to them with photoshop, then send them to back to said ex-girlfriends, years later.
3. watch BMoney argue with people on Twitter
2. Wii Bowling
1. Write lists. :)
4. Gravity Bong
3. Regular Bong
2. Raw joint cones
1. Being shotgunned by a naked chick you just met & probably will never see again.
Top 5 ways to die:
5. In your sleep, peacefully
4. While getting banged by a Costa Rican prostitute, while on vacation
3. In a shoot out with crooked white cops (preferably in downtown Anchorage, outside the Pio.)
2. overdosing on some killer blow WHILE getting banged by a Costa Rican prostitute, while on vacation.
1. Stabbed by your wife for writing about banging Costa Rican prostitutes
Top 5 places to snort cocaine (all of which I've done):
5. At The Westmark Hotel, while watching your black rapper buddies run a train on a drunk thot
4. In the Midnight Mine bathroom
3. Lavelle's bathroom
2. At the studio with groupies
1. in the back of a car outside of The Boatel during Solstice Weekend
Top 5 people I'd like to see in a sex tape:
5. Donald Trump (I just wanna see what his hair does in the heat of battle)
4. Betty White (i'm into older women *Kanye Shrug*)
3. Ronda Rousey vs. Miesha Tate (don't act like you don't notice the sexual tension there)
2. The dude from The Hawk Shop
1. Jared from Subway (featuring several bloods, in a jail cell)
Top 5 things to do when bored:
5. Stalk bitches on social media
4. pull out old nudies from ex-girlfriends, add funny shit to them with photoshop, then send them to back to said ex-girlfriends, years later.
3. watch BMoney argue with people on Twitter
2. Wii Bowling
1. Write lists. :)
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