Baby Wipes (For those who GIVE A SHIT)

Ever heard of Veronica Moser? Probably not. She is to SCAT porn, what Rakim is to metaphor rap, what Michael Jordan is to Basketball... actually, that's not even a good example. She is to Scat porn what Vince McMahon is to professional wrestling. She's the originator, the creator, and the best to ever do it. She's a hero to me. And this interview will make YOU a believer as well (or just very nauseous.)

Seeing's how i poop alot and love to talk about it, it's only right i find this women and marry her. Besides, I've always had a thing for older women!

Totally unrelated: NEW Mobb Deep "Waterboarding" (Produced by Alchemist)

Dry your eye (Tubby's Back!)

50 Cent "Stop Crying"

Dope artwork. So apparently Curtis is dropping a 10 track project, celebrating the 10 year anniversary of his first mixtape "50 Cent Is The Future", called "The Big 10", this song being the 1st. It's pretty dope, however, i still think homie needs to walk away from the music and enjoy his fortune & his (ahem), movie career.

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Sidenote: So, i finally got my Mac cleaned & got a new external hard drive... Expect more blogs & music starting 2morrow. Sorry for the lack of entries, homies. I'm back baby, I'm back!

Friend Request

Lupe Fiasco drops a new tape today as well with "Friend Of The People" and yes, that's the artwork that was released with the music. #LazyMuthafuckas. Featuring that "Lightwork" track all my white female friends are currently in love with.

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Devil'd eggs are now officially all gone. Not okay.

So Far Gone

New video by The Weeknd for "The Knowing". Make sure to take some shrooms before you watch this. Lord knows he took some. Off the classic, "House of Balloons" tape that dropped earlier this year. OVOXO, bitches. Pop something.

More Turkey, More Slime.

New Vado mixtape "Slime Flu 2"

New shit by Cam's lil homie. "Boss of All Bosses 3" is on the way as well. Sliiiiiiiime!
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sidenote: do y'all feel like you're 8 months pregnant, as well? Oy. *eats another devil'd egg*

Be thankful asshole

Happy Thanksgiving Err'body! Make sure that sometime today (before or after you eat yourself into a coma) you sit back and appreciate what you have (and in some cases, what you don't have.) Cuz at the end of the day, that's what it's all about,right? Oh yeah, and be sure to tell a native american thank you, and apologize for the white man.

Eat lots, fuckfaces. xoxo

note: that's not my T-day dinner. That's my breakfast. Yeah, it's 1:10pm. I just woke up.

also: yes, i eat my pizza with a knife & fork. I don't like grease on my fingers. #OCD.

Maximum Capacity

been having issues with my computer (my hard drive is full). that and me being severely (and i mean SEVERELY) hungover all weekend is the reason for the lack of blogs. I'm not dead. I'm working on the cleaning up my hard drive now. Blogs are coming.

BRB

Keep Watching

Just the beginning... I can assure you of this. #WatchThePatron

Snow Day

Da Snowman drops a few new gems in prep for his 3rd motivational speech...

The new video to one of my favorite TM103 tracks that i've heard thus far. Featuring Clifford.

Bonus: .38 (Short Film)

In this one, Jeezy get his mini motion picture thing poppin with this 14min movie featuring songs off the new album, as well as some typical terrible rapper acting.

Related: NEW DOWNLOAD: "I Do" Jeezy feat. Jay-Z & Andre 3000 (Tagged)

blame it on the girlfriend

For those of you reppin #TeamJacob, I'd like to point out he's a hater and we shouldn't condone bitchassness. He's also apparently got a temper problem. And yall better pray Jacob never starts drinkin the fire water. I can almost guarantee you alcoholism runs in his family. Yikes. #TeamEdward

...don't act like you ain't going to see it, liar.